i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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