I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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