I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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