if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
