The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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