She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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