Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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