I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He shit in the fireplace
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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