is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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