Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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