There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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