I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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