So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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