You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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