making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
How's work?
Spinning.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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