youre lurking in front of me
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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