Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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