you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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