my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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