Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
