No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Randomize
