I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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