halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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