i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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