i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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