He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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