STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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