so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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