no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
