So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
