Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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