It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I forgot how hot balto sounded
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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