I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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