Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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