so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Drake has all the answers
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
