i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
