From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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