He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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