What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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