I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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