there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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