we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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