I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
not ubering you a puppy
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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