You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you win again, gameday.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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