you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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