I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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