How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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