Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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