i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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