I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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