on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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