She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
