we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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