drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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