The brown eye won't let me do that either.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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